So it seems that there’s something in the water – beyond all the toxic waste, the empty Hula Hoop wrappers, and the odd lucky fish that we’ve somehow not managed to miserably scoop up out of the ocean.

Over here in our little big office, there’s an awful lot of people expecting little ones. Ahhhh….

One day those expectant mothers and fathers will inevitably be filled with a sense of despair and disappointment as their offspring grow up, look around with blinking eyes, and promptly disappear into their own egos. But early on there are more pleasantly optimistic moments to enjoy.

Like giving the little fella a shiny super cool name.

To this end, I’ve come up with a public service for you all. This is my altruistic phase, where I dig deep and deliver something of value and weight.

So without further adoo, if you’re expecting a little super smart web designer baby, then please take a look and grab one of these fantastic names before everyone else does! All you’ve got to do is add your surname and sit back and enjoy the praise from all of your very jealous friends.

They’re all fine upstanding first name, middle name combinations.

Oh, and be warned your kids won’t thank you, but hey – you’re the parent!

Girls names for your little princess

Jay Query

For the girl who will be able to do pretty much anything and everything, effortlessly.

Mo Dalwindow

For the girl who will be upfront, in your face, standing out in front of the crowd.

Grace Fulldegradation

For the girl who will always seem pretty great to you no matter what the circumstances are.

Sue Doughclass

For the girl who will quietly and reliably have a special little role in life.

Eve Enthandler

For the girl who will be an all action character, out to do everything there is to do.

Val Idatedcode

For the girl who will insist on things being just so, even, neat and parallel and perpendicular.

Flo Tright

For the girl who will shirk convention preferring to live way out on the edge.

Ruby Onrails

For the girl who will like to be a support to others, providing an open and transparent framework for others to grow.

Meg Amenu

For the girl who will want options in life and will never ever be able to choose.

Cass Cadingstylesheets

For the girl who will always want to look her best on every occassion.

Em Units

For the girl who will be measured and proportionate in her outlook.

Di Namiccontent

For the girl who will change her mind and direction like the weather, in Britain.

Anne Droidapps

For the girl who will try her best but will probably be overlooked by others in favour of her evil older showy sister.

Marge Inproperty

For the girl who will want her own space, valuing solitude and distance.

Boys names for your little soldier

Jay Query

For the boy who will be able to do pretty much anything and everything, effortlessly.

Mo Dalwindow

For the boy who will be upfront, in your face, standing out in front of the crowd.

Dom Traversal

For the boy who will be a wanderer, often heading away from home but always coming back.

Phil Terfunction

For the boy who will want to scrutinize aspects of his life in an obesessive manner.

Mark Uplanguage

For the boy who will need structure, structure, and more structure.

Des Eyenerdeveloper

For the boy who will be the perfect mix of creativity and smartness and be the envy of his
friends.

Stan Dardscompliant

For the boy who will be disciplined, morally righteous, and very possibly slightly annoying.

Ray Diobuttons

For the boy who will see the world as entirely black or white, come what may.

Great I love them all – what on earth should I do now?

Don’t delay. Think about it deeply and carefully, and then grab one today, before they all go and before you know it it’s cliche, passe, and something else eh.

There’s only one opportunity to get such a big decision right, so make it count!

This blog post was fuelled by silliness, stupidness, and Milk Daim.